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After the Fall Arthur Miller I sat by the park for a while
Ah, Wilderness Eugene O'Neill But listen here, Richard
Ah, Wilderness Eugene O'Neill Must be nearly nine
All My Sons Arthur Miller You remember overseas, I was
Amen Corner James Baldwin you got to wondering all
Amen Corner James Baldwin A few months ago
Amen Corner James Baldwin And if I listened
American Plan Richard Greenberg After my mother died
Andersonville Trial Saul Levitt General, I do not enter
Another Antigone A.R. Gurney Do you know what tragedy is
Autumn Garden Lillian Hellman I live in a room and I go to work
Baltimore Waltz Paula Vogel Good morning, boys and girls
Boy's Life Korder Okay ... Okay ...
Boy's Life Korder I would have destroyed myself
Buck Ronald Ribman They got me back in the playground
Burn This Lanford Wilson Goddamn this f*** place
Cherry Orchard Anton Chekhov I bought it. 
Children of a Lesser God Mark Medoff You think I'm going to 
Coastal Distubances Tina How I was thirteen and she was eleven
Colored Museum George Wolfe Pst. Pst. Guess what?
Dance and the Railroad Daven Hwang Locusts travel in huge swarms
Dark at the Top of the Stairs William Inge God damn it. 
Dark at the Top of the Stairs William Inge I've never been to many parties
Day in the Death of Joe Egg Peter Nichols Sheila and I went with Joe
Death of a Salesman Arthur Miller Business is definitely business. 
Division Street Steve Tesich We're not we, Dianah.
Division Street Steve Tesich You are looking at a desperate
Division Street Steve Tesich You should spit on me!
Dresser Ronald Harwood He never once took me out for a meal. 
Dresser Ronald Harwood Tell Sir? On me?
Dresser Ronald Harwood I thought tonight I caught sight of him.
Dresser Ronald Harwood Sixteen years. I wish I could remember. 
End of the World with Symposium to Follow Arthur Kopit Now I know where we met!
End of the World with Symposium to Follow Arthur Kopit In any event, there we were
Fences August Wilson Like you? I go out of there every morning
Fences August Wilson I looked up one day
First Breeze of Summer Leslie Lee Colored people weren't ready
FOB Daven Hwang I am much better now.
Frankie and Johnny in the Claire de Lune Terence McNally You don't want to hear anything
Glass Managerie Tennesse Williams I didn't go to the moon 
Glass Managerie Tennesse Williams I'm going to opiun dens
Glengarry Glen Ross David Mamet What we have to do is admit
Glengarry Glen Ross David Mamet all train compartments smell 
Hello and Goodbye Athol Fugard Yes, I wanted to go. 
House of Blue Leaves John Guare My father tell you all about me?
House of Ramon Iglesia Jose Rivera When I landed in San Juan,
Hurlyburly David Rabe Eddie, for godsake don't terrify me.
Hurlyburly David Rabe You know what I'm going to do?
Hurlyburly David Rabe The aborigine had a lot of problems
I Ought to be in Pictures Neil Simon Libby, can I ask you a serious personal question?
In Perpetuity Throughout the Universe Eric Overmyer I was on a train
In the Boom Boom Room David Rabe My first wife was a beauty
Joe Turner's Come and Gone August Wilson Joe Turned catched me when 
Joe Turner's Come and Gone August Wilson Mr Loomis done picked some cotton
Joe Turner's Come and Gone August Wilson You just can't look at it like that. 
Landscape of the Body Guare That is exactly what your sister
Last of the Red Hot Lovers Neil Simon I started getting the urge
Laughing Wild Christopher Durang I was in the supermarket
Long Days Journey Into Night Eugene O'Neill You've just told me some high spots 
Long Days Journey Into Night Eugene O'Neill Yes, maybe life overdid the lesson
Love Suicide at Schofield Barracks Romulus Linney I was President of two American universities
Love Suicide at Schofield Barracks Romulus Linney I met them first outside Miami
Love Suicide at Schofield Barracks Romulus Linney Nostalgia. Maybe he thought that would be safe
Lovers and Other Strangers Renee Taylor What do you expect me to do
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom August Wilson Now, I married a woman. 
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom August Wilson Levee got to be Levee!
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom August Wilson Now I'm gon show you how this goes
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom August Wilson Slow Drag break a woman's back when he dance
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom August Wilson Alright. Now I'm gonna tell you a story 
Marco Polo Sings a Solo John Guare Theory? You call scientific fact theory?
Marco Polo Sings a Solo John Guare Nora never left. 
Master Harold  and the Boys Athol Fugard Do you want to know what is really wrong
Master Harold  and the Boys Athol Fugard You went a little distance from me down
Matchmaker Thornton Wilder Isn't the world full of wonderful things?
Matchmaker Thornton Wilder Ninety-nine percent  of the people in the world
Miss Julie August Strindberg One time I went into the Garden of Eden
Miss Margarida's Way Roberto Athayde Good evening to all of you. 
Mister Roberts Thomas Heggen I think you're a pretty smart boy.
Moon for the Misbegotten Eugene O'Neill When mama died. 
Norman Conquests, Table Manners Alan Ayckbourn I suppose you think I'm cruel
Norman Conquests, Table Manners Alan Ayckbourn Hang on. I've got another game. 
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung you in the
Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad
Arthur Kopit Well, I made it out of lenses and tubing.
Oleanna David Mamet Wait a second, will you.
Other People's Money Jerry Sterner You just heard the prayer for the dead
Piano Lesson August Wilson That's all Lymon think about is women.
Piano Lesson August Wilson Now, I'm gonna tell you the way I see it.
Piano Lesson August Wilson I'm cooking now, but I used to line track.
Play Memory Joanna Glass .. I'm trying like hell to hold onto something. 
Play Memory Joanna Glass You know what normal is?
Prelude to a Kiss Craig Lucas You know .. If you think how we're born
Raisin in the Sun Lorraine Hansberry You know what, Travis?
Raisin in the Sun Lorraine Hansberry Mama - you don't know all the things
Raisin in the Sun Lorraine Hansberry You all always telling me to see life like it is.
Redwood Curtain Lanford Wilson I'm not appreciated. I'm 'special.'
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Tom Stoppard Two early Christians chanced to meet in Heaven
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Tom Stoppard Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead
Sea Gull Anton Chekhov You see, my mother doen't love me. 
Sea Gull Anton Chekhov Fame, happiness, a fascinating life . . .
Sea Horse Edward Moore A while back… I get relieved of the midwatch
Sight Unseen Donald Margulies What I am today?
Sight Unseen Donald Margulies Okay, let me ask you something.
Sight Unseen Donald Margulies I went to pack up my his house the other day
Six Degrees of Separation John Guare He told me he had some of his own money
Still Life Emily Mann I killed three children. 
Still Life Emily Mann I don't know. I just don't know. 
Strangest Kind of Romance Tennesse Williams The day before yesterday. 
Substance of Fire Jon Robin Baitz Listen to me. You come here with an agenda
Substance of Fire Jon Robin Baitz Poison! You want to talk about poison?
Tenth Man Paddy Chayefsky Life is merely dreary if you're sane. 
Tenth Man Paddy Chayefsky She is possessed, Alper.
That Championship Season Jason Miller We don't need them boys
That Championship Season Jason Miller Booze and women. I tried to protect you from it.
The Nerd Larry Shue Six days. Has it been just six days?
Time of Your Life William Saroyan Now don't be a fool.
Time of Your Life William Saroyan I don't suppose you ever fell in love with a midget
Time of Your Life William Saroyan This is it. I'm up at Sharkey's
Value of Names Jeffrey Sweet Look, I've been through this before. 
Vieux Carre Tennesse Williams When I was alone in the room.
Waiting for Lefty Clifford Odets We worked like hell to send him to college
Wash Philip Kan She just slept all the time
Wash Philip Kan We were all sitting around in somebody's living room
Wild Honey Michael Frayn  Is every man you meet really such a threat
Yankee Dawg You Die Philip Gotanda Remember this? 
Yankee Dawg You Die Philip Gotanda I am waling. There is a tightness. 
Yankee Dawg You Die Philip Gotanda That's all there was, Bradley
Zooman and the Sign Charles Fuller They always tell me that I've got a better
Zooman and the Sign Charles Fuller It kin be fun being on the run.